John Oliver Had to Close His Megachurch Because Too Many People Sent Him Semen 

John Oliver announced on Sunday that Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption, the official megachurch of Last Week Tonight, will have to close because they were receiving too much semen in the mail. Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption was founded in a brilliant segment on televangelists, who trick followers into sending them “seeds”—i.e. monetary donations—that they’re…

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Why We Need to Build More Diverse Worlds in Fiction – The Toast

Social Sharing Toolkit v2.2 There’s no running from worldbuilding anymore. A tidbit of information about The Hunger Games films or “Game of Thrones” leaks, provoking fans and news outlets alike into a frenzy. Entire wikis are meticulously curated for each series, every line and scene analyzed for maximum informative potential. The ability to craft an expansive…

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Dirtbag Beowulf

Social Sharing Toolkit v2.2 HROTHGAR: ah, Beowulf welcome to Heorot and the land of my people we have heard of your deeds from across the sea BEOWULF: yeah it’s no big deal I pretty much swam here UNFERTH: Is’t so? I heard you were bested by Breca in a swimming contest not three w– BEOWULF:…

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