The Ben-Hur Remake Is Dumb, Loud, and a Crime Against God
I hate to speak for the Judeo-Christian deity—I imagine he’s not particularly a fan of it either—but I’m fully confident when I say God does not approve of Timur Bekmambetov’s Ben-Hur remake, which has turned a historical and religious epic into a dumb, loud, shitty summer blockbuster. God, I’m sure, is most upset about turning…