All The Dating Apps, Ranked by How Badly They’ll Disappoint You – VICE

This article originally appeared on VICE UK. Every single and lonely millennial is on at least two dating apps. Without them, it would be impossible to meet someone at a Time Out-approved Bavarian beer hall pop-up and split an Uber home for profoundly disappointing sex. The amount of rutting you can actually get done off…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Already Breaking the Rules – VICE

Ever since Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the fiery Democratic Socialist from the Bronx, toppled the ten-term incumbent in her New York district, analysts have wondered whether she can be as much of a renegade in Washington as she was on the campaign trail. So far, all signs suggest she will be. In the mere week since Ocasio-Cortez…

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Google Overhauls Sexual Misconduct Policy After Employee Walkout – The New York Times

SAN FRANCISCO — Google said on Thursday that it would end its practice of forced arbitration for claims of sexual harassment or assault after more than 20,000 employees staged a walkout last week to protest how the internet company handles cases of sexual misconduct. Workers at Google had called for an end to arbitration, among…

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Your Office Doesn’t Have Nap Time Because You Are Not a Child – The New York Times

ImageCreditCreditPhoto Illustration by Emily Simms work Friend Being a grown-up means being responsible for your choices. Like many grown-ups, you can also decide you don’t need to care. CreditCreditPhoto Illustration by Emily Simms Send questions about the office, money, careers and work-life balance to workfriend@nytimes.com. Include your name and location, even if you want them…

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Nudging the Lexicon

GMAIL’S “SMART REPLY” FEATURE OFFERS three options in a choose-your-own-adventure game at the bottom of received emails: “Got it.” “Got it, thanks!” and “Looks good!” are common choices. Sometimes the suggested responses are lightly ridiculous. An “I love you” email can prompt “It works!”—perhaps an overcorrection from an early bug when the algorithm was saying “I love…

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Ninja Sex Party is the quintessential YouTube band — except it transcends the Internet – The Washington Post

Imagine if Peter Parker had never become Spider-Man. Instead, he kept getting bullied, yet still had the compulsion to dress in spandex. And he started a band. He would probably sound a lot like Ninja Sex Party. The comedy songwriting pair of Daniel Avidan and Brian Wecht have created the quintessential Internet Band: Their music, first…

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Staying alive: SF family-owned funeral home celebrates 100th anniversary – SFChronicle.com

Death and taxes may be inevitable, but the business of death is changing.Funeral homes that have been around for decades have been closing around San Francisco as sons and daughters of owners pursue other careers. Morticians are cashing out in the hot real estate market by selling their building sites for bigger housing developments. Duggan’s…

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