Where Will It Happen in New York City?

Here’s a question on every New Yorker’s mind: Where is it going to happen when it happens in New York City? I’ve thought about this a lot. When I ask my friends, they say it’s probably going to happen in Times Square, because there are a lot of people there, or Grand Central Terminal, because…

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It Has Been 17 Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research

Donald Trump is a businessman. Businessmen wear suits. It makes sense, then, that in the vast majority of photographs depicting him, Donald trump is wearing a suit. But for someone as hyper-visible and heavily photographed as Donald Trump, surely plenty of photos exist of Trump sans jacket, right? Reader, you could not be more wrong….

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Here Are Some Olympians Who Have Probably Eaten Poop

Image: Screenshot from Matilda According to various reports, the water at multiple Olympic venues is pretty much full of shit. Unfortunately for three different rowers, they’ve now probably eaten that shit. On Saturday, Serbian rowers Milos Vasic and Nenad Bedik capsized after battling what The Guardian described as “vicious crosswinds” and choppy water. Here they…

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I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian… — Slackjaw — Medium

I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian Chef Kissing Fingers Gesture* Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Zero Sex? — NYMag How 43-Year-Old White Men Are Ruining The Workforce — Philly Mag Proof That Fancy Job Perks Can’t Keep 43-Year-Old White Men Happy — Fortune Why…

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