Donut terrorist Ariana Grande desperately proclaims love for America · Newswire · The A.V. Club

Having narrowly escaped prosecution for her treasonous acts against America’s pride and pastries, poorly trained kitten Ariana Grande still faces the court of public opinion for her recent donut-licking rampage—a court where the promise of spittle-free donuts is the only reason jurors even show up in the morning. Grande has since apologized for allowing her…

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Operation Jade Helm 15: Brave tweeter valiantly documents life in Obama-occupied Texas – Salon.com

Tokyo Dog 7 ways Americans have defiled the hot dog Tokyo Dog’s Juuni Ban A food truck in Seattle called Tokyo Dog created this thing, which is notable for its distinction as the Guinness Book of World Records’ most expensive hot dog at $169. It is a smoked cheese bratwurst, covered in butter Teriyaki grilled…

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Con Man trailer: ‘Firefly’ stars Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk spoof themselves | EW.com

When cult sci-fi TV show Firefly was canceled more than a decade ago, actor Alan Tudyk could have become a tragi-comic figure, increasingly in the shadow of his former costar Nathan Fillion. Instead Tudyk appeared in a slew of films and TV shows and then, earlier this year, launched a hugely successful Indiegogo campaign for a Web series called…

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People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up – BuzzFeed News

I know, right? Will your friends agree? Share this Link People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-i… RIP #DeadRaccoonTO People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up – BuzzFeed News.

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