NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

NEW YORK—As a major winter storm continued its advance toward New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio advised residents Monday to make peace with whatever higher power they call God, for all shall meet their death in the coming tempest. “The furious hoarfrost bearing down upon us knows neither mercy nor reason, and all within…

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