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Background The Paleolithic diet is designed to reflect the eating habits of our Stone-Age ancestors, all of whom are presumed to have been hunter-gatherers. But did you know that there are TWO important “Paleos” in the Earth’s history? The Paleolithic is a period in human cultural history that runs from around 2.6 million years ago to…
Credit Photograph by Matt York/AP Barrier Status: ‘none’ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As America’s bridges, roads, and other infrastructure dangerously deteriorate from decades of neglect, there is a mounting sense of urgency that it is time to build a giant wall. Across the U.S., whose rail system is a rickety antique plagued by deadly accidents, Americans…
I disapprove. (iStock) Dear Would-Be Bakery Customer, Here at this bakery we pride ourselves on our quality cakes. However, I cannot in good conscience bake the cake you requested. We heard Ted Cruz on the subject of providing services to people whose beliefs you do not share! Please see the following list for reasons your…
WASHINGTON—Amidst a recent decline in support from likely primary voters, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was assured by campaign staffers Monday that her drop in the polls was merely an indication that people have not yet abandoned their ideals. “Don’t worry, voters are just hesitant to give up on their most cherished principles at this point…
Public health officials are urging Americans to exercise caution if they choose to participate in “drinking games” during the first Republican primary debate this Thursday in Cleveland, Ohio. “You simply can’t drink every time one of these guys says something silly,” said Surgeon General Vivek Murthy during a Wednesday morning press conference. “We’ve got three…
Popular cereal mascot, Tony the Tiger, relaxed on holiday this week by shooting a dentist in the face with a crossbow.The face of the nation’s favourite frosted flakes “stalked” the dentist by driving up really close to him in a jeep on Bloomington high street, before releasing a crossbow bolt into his eye from just…
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A grizzly bear looks around while she and her two cubs feed on the carcass of a bison in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming, United States, July 6, 2015. REUTERS/Jim Urquhart I have read all the critiques of women’s vocal mannerisms and tics. No “just.” No “sorry.” No uptalk. No vocal fry. I have come…
13 Small Things That Will Make A Man Love You Forever And Ever Men are a mystery, like who built the pyramids? No one knows. What would happen if you got your man flowers or wrote him a love letter? No one knows. So don’t do it (but men, if you’re reading this, please buy…
Meet the Timmy brothers. They wear beanies in the summer, and they have created something important, unique and special. They have created…water. “You talk about wetness, or moistness,” they say, eyes squinty with gravitas. “Mark Twain.” “Hand-crafted.” “Straight razor.” Squint. Hand gesture! A two-beat pause, to let it sink in. In some cases, more squinting….