
CNN Launches Manhunt After Lester Holt Vanishes from Debate – The New Yorker
Credit Photograph by Justin Sullivan / Getty Barrier Status: ‘none’ HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—CNN launched an urgent manhunt Monday after Lester Holt, the moderator of the first Presidential debate of the 2016 general election, mysteriously vanished two minutes into the contest. Network officials became concerned after the two Presidential nominees, Donald J. Trump and…